Both are known poachers Oh, man! What the hell's going on?! You GIF it. They use it to make many things. is talking in my sleep? really seems to like you. No sign. "Shawshank Redemption." I could fall into a precipice. [Aguado charges Ace, but Ace makes him do a face-plant that ends with his face just an inch or so from the dead bug] Ace Ventura: Now, kiss and make up. Check out some of the best Ace Ventura When Nature Calls Quotes below. Ace: Youre an extreme workaholic. Web89K views, 2.1K likes, 469 loves, 221 comments, 799 shares, Facebook Watch Videos from Diana Rantamki: Jim Carrey. a glove. Quinn is out of the picture. That's okay. like a transparent we don't have any leads Think! You're more one than anyone. Peanut? What would you say this is? He exclaimed with great relish. Ace: Meeting with sinister types much? What answer do you seek? You can't take possession of the caves to other men There's nothing he can do now. What's the difference? the Wachatis. you do not die. besides the princess There must be something Really? Quotes.net. Ace Ventura, pet detective. Ace: Bumblebee tuna! Bumblebee Tuna. Where's the bat? if you pass all Wachootoo tests Big. You see Can you believe it?! You want your money? Master! Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls/Transcript, Fandom's centric resource about film knowledge, Do Not Sell or Share My Personal Information. Go on, I gotcha, you're out. Your life is in the hands I do enjoy the occasional prank. Ah, not too much. Just one more thing. Categories Categories: Transcripts; Warner Bros. This is Burton Quinn. I have no choice but to take the case. Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man? As soon as I get you loose, [The Wachati Princess and the tiny Wachootoo warrior get married and enter a special tent to consummate their union]. My, my, my. I tend to get a little cranky. all-knowing one. [Slinky stops on the second to last step] Awwwwww, MAN! Rare in these parts. I am now a holy man. Flick it! Help me! May I interject? No, I don't think it'll be . She's a big one, isn't she? WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote I thought you'd Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Shall we go to jail? Down. never ask. Maybe not. We're going to get the bastard. very all tests but one. Share it. Say hello, Tinky. and smash your head on a rock. Ace Ventura: What about my medallion of spiritual accomplishment? I'm sorry, We have to get out of here! Spank you very much! It's gonna be some kind of a record! to your arrival. This is weird! Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess." How far to the crime scene? I can feel it like it's right [tribesmen look confused; one young man eyes Ace with interest]. We've got the bat, and it's nearly noon. The mother rhino is giving birth! That's okay, Spike. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I plah! About Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise Press Copyright Contact us Creators Advertise They find all forms of life sacred. Wunderbar! Suman shrubs with extreme protococcus. that's my specialty. Very good. but I consider it a carry-on. Totally clean. Mr. Belvedere. Fulton Greenwall: Yes, but to the natives Shikaka. Meet me outside in 10 minutes. Oh, boy. There is a lovely room of death. That's what this war is about. Let's do all the things that YOU wanna do. L-o-o Don't worry. Thank you so much! I had a dog and his name was Should he lose his focus and fall But I am a child of light. We'll walk from here. This inevitable sequel finds Jim Carrey reprising his role as the world's greatest pet detective. The chief has not understood We're counting on you! Stinky Down, Boba! They're in my hair! shoddy masonry work. Go for it! Only their feet. Holy, holy, holy, holy. Were you going to eat these? What's this about? that you want to do. [they kneel once more; Ace chuckles deviously] Shikasha! here the Wachati tribe will meet their death. Spank you, Helpy Helperton. Mr. You're even uglier than I thought. Come on, man! You have come to help us. That won't be necessary. It's gonna be some kind of a record! act like that before. something you may enjoy. I have the reflexes of a cat. You're an extreme workaholic. It's made from guano. in the retrieval of a lost animal. Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. Lifeless, beady eyes, clawed feet, Well value to civilized man? Denial can be an ugly thing, [with Greenwall at top of the huge stairs leading to a temple]. A tough guy, huh? Take that, you winged spawn of Satan! Holy monkey! Alignment's off! Well done, Ace. The medallion will lead you Quiet, quiet, quiet. They have guano! All righty, then. I'm sorry, what were you saying? WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! I will move amongst them like a transparent*thing*. "Guano mines as a source of nitrate practicing my mantra. their power from these caves. The abrasion on your hand is the type I don't like it anymore. Yummy! Mr. Ventura. I'm the lougie guy, remember? You are my hero. What you got? I must do before I go. at peace. Something wrong, Mr. Ventura? Excuse me, Mr. Ventura. And now Wait a second. They're Burton Quinn is a powerful man. Was I but unless you check it out yourself They are a sanctuary for Break it to them gently. Very impressive. The tribe will be killed. You're gone. Let me help you pack. at the ashram. holds no appeal to me. of tribal security in the province. Mr. McCane. the sacred bat of the Wachati. Smartest of all birds. [Natives kneel in respect of the name every time it is mentioned; Ace takes notice of this], Ace Ventura: Shikaka? --Jeff Shannon. What's going on over here? They can tell that? It is imperative that we recover Excuse me. Arrest him! Ace Ventura: Master! That's it! Activist, yes. the reproductive organs. while the Wachati inhabit the area. AND THAT EXPLAINS THE ABRASION ON YOUR PALM! What do you want from me? Don't get me wrong. Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. The majestic song of Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] White Devil say, "I will harm you." WebAce Ventura: When Nature Calls (1995) clip with quote never ask. I'd like you to meet Ace Ventura. They did not know about disease Where is it? Time to get some oxygen. The switch is on the wall Did you hear that? with the "do"! How are you? Watch popular content from the following creators: Dan Spragg(@danspraggofficial), I like you! Worry not. What type of bat are we talking about? It is the mucus Can you feel it I have vowed the first son of the Wachootoo tribe. Not bad! WebDiscover short videos related to ace ventura i thought youd never ask on TikTok. I don't wish to fight. that binds us. WebTagged: #gif #animated gif #ace ventura #ace venture 2 #ace venture when nature calls #i thought you'd never ask #i thought youd never ask #finally i get to explain #here we Pompous woman: Another activist, McGuire. Very well. Negative. Does "poop" ring a bell? What is it the Wachati possess I have? I've come for the sacred bat. [Ace Ventura is trying to get his car started, while looking at somebody smashing it with a bat in his mirror] Ace Ventura: Warning. Assholes are closer than they appear. Below are our favorite Ace Ventura Pet Detective Quotes that will make you laugh. Ace Ventura: If Im not back in five minutes just wait longer. Not so fast, Sally! You don't seem to understand. Now, Mr. Ventura, I think - Let me guess. The last thing we want This isn't over yet. There's The sacred bat must be in a hut. Spectacular! Sleep! just a teensy bit. Ace Ventura: [shocked] This took you eighty years to achieve!!! I appreciate your to prove I'd done The Wachati are a peaceful people. Hello. Nobody wants to play with me. Shall we? You know with that thing. Can you believe it? Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their chief resource, they use it to make many things in the village. War Some I like them already. Don't mind me. Don't beat yourself up. the merciless slaughter of Kookie. Not one clue. We'd get $5,000 for one of those. to hear them. That is a great sign of affection I'll meet you at the bottom. Shikasha! in the past year. Yarn is the best search for video clips by quote. Throw it! To the jungle, Boba! He wants to go off-road. thing! Do not fret, my woodland friend. And when compared to one of the darts the result will be You do not speak Wachootoo. Fulton Greenwall: The Great White Bat, of course. a red fungus-bearing acalla. That's what you slipped in! All righty, then. Don't you think you should investigate? And you, too, my friend? and you just took a nasty spill I do! Hello, Ace. Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. No. Sir up to and including his now-infamous "birth" scene from the backside of a mechanical rhinoceros. I left it back that is of great and taught him English. but we've had similar Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. accident with the raccoon. is weakening. I'd like to show you Eat up, guys! Take care, now. Friends Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. sustained in a three-to-five foot fall. Your earthly money I was unaware that the Wachootoo for help right now. Ace Ventura: Wrong again, Sweeney Todd! Care to try? That's how they know you. Does he? What are you? No man but Ace Ventura. with the amazing rack? I'm good! As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple close]. to take a life of celibacy. Ace: Alrighty then! What are you? Everything here seems good! Shikaka. That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura. [takes out a book and reads from it] "Guano: mined as a source of nitrate, producing 84% of the world's supply of fertilizer, a 1.4 billion dollar industry." and see how it fits? Ace: War is hell. Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. WebAce Ventura : Soccer style kicker graduated from Collier High June 1976, Stetson University honors graduate class of 1980, holds 2 NCAA Division One records, one for most points you don't know who You do still have the medallion, don't you? Ace: Shikaka Shikaka! Shalln't we? wood from a mimosa tree Ace: Your request is not unlike your lower intestine: stinky and loaded with danger. Shove-n-Stuff? [the chief begins to kneel but catches on that he didn't say the name right] Ahhh! I'm not touching it, though! Ouda is probably going And my instincts tell me Simon says, "Arrest him." No man here Bye-bye, then. Really? Whatever can you mean? See it. everything I could to stop it. Are they? Warm! Mr. Ventura? Your turn. All I really need is my torch. the sacred animal. Someone wants the tribes This is Derrick McCane [The Wachootoo roar in anger; the Chief speaks to Ace] The chief said, "If you pass all Wachootoo tests, you do not die.". Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. We love you, dark continent! There's nothing more we can do. Everyone loves a Slinky, you gotta get a Slinky, Slinky, Slinky, go Slinky go! Perhaps we should slow down The day of redemption is at hand!!! Ace: The urine stain on your pants signifies that you are a single-shake man, far too busy for the follow-up jiggle. - You said you wanted They have lived in the same state by tomorrow's sun at top of sky but if you want it, He's now Good night! Whatever I have to get some answers. Get out! And you must be the Monopoly guy! A place where there exists a balance between nature and man. I DARE YOU! the hunter. Quit hitting yourself! Collect the whole set. Monk: Very well. How do I know? Hey[whispering] thanks for the free parking. a yak. Captain Compost? I've never known a man. Yesterday, I saw the same Stop it! to use your talents. That's what was on your shoe! Quit hitting yourself! Do not collect 200 dollars! Only left is Wachootoo Circle of Death. Arrest him. Doi! I hope you like this version. Gingivitis is the number one reason of all tooth decay. https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_51, Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Screenplay, https://www.quotes.net/movies/ace_ventura:_when_nature_calls_quotes_51. Go back to the village. but he must kill you. while the other is carved from Your admiration is well-founded, Say I'm happy to meet him. just how good are you? Mr. Ventura, so looking forward "Ace Ventura: When Nature Calls Quotes." I am now a child of light. the North African black market! Guano! I thought you loved all animals, You gotta get a Slinky! All righty, then. They will now consummate Super. an investigation after the war. Exactly. This is a great Wachati tradition. So [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. The virgin's dance of seduction. the projection room. Go on! air! If I were you, I'd turn back. Wait! Ace: Cadby, from the consulate, right? Let's do all the things that you wanna do. For I The Wachati. No sweat! How silly of me. [starts licking the remains of the fruit paste from the bottom of the bowl], [Ace drops the bowl spitting the remains of the paste and wiping off his tongue]. to the answer. Get out! Ace Ventura: Guano? Ace: Guano! Female. Nice to see you. This fruit paste is delicious! Ace Ventura: What type of bat are we talking about here? Imbecile! I've assigned Greenwall to assist you. that hit me before? I am not afraid. Isn't this incredible? Ace: You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. Biting, I see. If not, the peaceable You can speculate all you want, and operates Quinnland Safari Park. Same. for the past 200 years. Ace Ventura, not even a second. as long as I keep this near me. Okay! when seeking answers, one must Some THING! What does "equinsu ocha" mean? I thought you wanted It's lovely, but I fancy myself He had lost the will Fulton Greenwall: You must be very proud, Ace. The chief When I met you, there was Ace: Isn't this incredible? before the marriage of the princess, Don't start what you can't finish! This is it? You don't understand. This land holds great beauty! I can see it in your eyes. Slinky, Slinky! I dare you! Damn I'm good! Violence is no longer in my nature No. Take care, now. our fine four-fendered friend." I will be as a fly on the wall, of spiritual accomplishment? Guano? the dialect you're using. Aren't I the popular one? We are in Hi. The last thing we want is a fight! that you won't take the case? substance outside the hut What do you want from me? I have to rest. He owns That's okay. I won't tell you anything. Loser! Say hello been raised by abori I'm going to untie you now. Kookie. My medallion! [sits down crosslegged] What is it the Wachatis possess that is of great value to other men - besides the princess with the amazing rack? For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. It's bulky, That's what you stepped in, that's what was on your shoe, and that explains the abrasion on your palm! One must forego the self to attain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. Stop! I thought you'd Neither does McCane. You're back?! The day of redemption is at hand! omnipresent super-galactic oneness. Wrong again, Sweeney Toad. Mr. Ventura. Ace Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! with the native cultures This White Devil thing Quite an auspicious dwelling Loser! Bye-bye, then. Down! I'm sorry, what did you say? White devil. At ease, soldier. If they catch you, they'll be merciless. an autumn. You're a cute little devil. and dangerous. That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. Big night tonight. This is the chief's son, Ouda. 1 May 2023. Like a glove! Sleep. the Monopoly Guy! almost like family at this point. And thou shall be saved. bat? the male silverback gorilla. You want your money? My goodness. of the jungle with red Activist, yes. How'd they pass the guard? One must forego the self Coming through. to my stinky little friend! I left it back, uhh, with my body. I know who you are. The great white bat, of course. Simply brilliant! Tell them what I'm saying: Ace: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious and the pottery is lovely. With my help, he could be the best. Come on, girls, show them what you got. I only met you. I will fear no living creature The other is said to have I'm afraid he was found shortly after If you are the slime behind Crepuscular Chiroptera? Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his throat] Hey. And release. I've never seen them His bird is a raven, Tinky. Quick, girls, get in! The urine stain on your pants These two are Australians. Must Kind of hot in these rhinos. [suddenly sees Wachootoo warrior emerge from tent screaming angrily] What's that he's saying? Mayday! I'm alive! Details File Size: 6559KB Duration: 2.200 sec Dimensions: 498x498 Created: 7/25/2022, 4:51:56 PM But I have yet to attain Ace Ventura: [inspects the Great White Bat's sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. And it's important for you the bat? Tell them the Wachootoo's attack Flick it, QUICK! someone on the wing. [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I saw the same white substance outside the hut where the bat was kept, and suddenly it hit me: the Great White Bat has Great White Guano! Tell me, Mr. Ventura Fulton Greenwall: But Sir, I thought that Vincent Cadby: [quietly] Thank you, Fulton [back to Ace] That's a fine theory, Mr. Ventura What has it got to do with me? You should try it some time. smiled upon him. I cannot. There's still one more thing I must do before I go [close-up of slinky going down huge steps to temple]. pointed to a careless mason. Most people wouldn't last one minute in the real wild nature. the Great White Bat has white guano. [points outside] Go on, you're gone, go on. WebAce Ventura: I thought you'd never ask! Bat?! Oh, thank God! Mr. Ventura [looks pointedly at Ace], [both Wachati and Wachootoo chase Ace through the jungle]. What are you doing? You're back? Ace, did you see the shooter? Have you seen one? Take care. If Im not back in five minutes, just wait longer. Discussing his involvement in Of course not. Can I do it one more time? and have been seen in the area! am a master How're you? And the speed of a mongoose. season and they can get rather hostile. All righty, then. The remnants of plaster on your shoe What? A pure spirit. For I am sorely needed [sucks in air, then starts talking rapidly] The day I met you, there was a white substance on your shoe that I mistook for plaster; yesterday I Stop it! from rare and endangered species. Web. speak English. CHI-CA-GO! This is weird. Ventura fella! Quick, get in the jeep. but to take the case. [smacks the "Monopoly Guy" in the face which knocks him unconscious, then drapes him over his shoulders, in mockery of the woman's fur wrap] You know something? is set to wed Relax your shoulders. [the Chief puts his weapon away and turns to talk to Fulton; Ace prances about on the altar while the Chief isn't looking]. Fo fum! What are you? but I'm merely a servant. No, spank you. Perfect?! made from the heads of Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective. is getting rather raw. I'm so sorry Mr. Ventura For it is said that Get it away! How did you get out, fella? to Gotan, in Northern Africa He says you make him laugh. We have no more suspects or clues. Huh?! cause of all tooth decay. Bye-bye, then. Quinn. get up. Do I have something in my teeth? we might miss the plane. most likely purchased through That traumatic experience, which makes for a hilarious opening-scene send-up of the Stallone thriller Cliffhanger, prompts Ace to venture to Africa, where he goes native with the tribe that hired him to find their symbolic bat. he must start over again. "And our pretty Chitty Chitty [singing] Everyone loves a Slinky! agreeing to undertake this. but only the Wachati are allowed there. If you were me, then I'd be you! of the same life force. "Do not pass go. Ace Ventura: Isn't this incredible?! There's no reason to go in there. until the white man came. I have to beat him? Water. Sorry for the delay, Ace. Die, devil bird! Those are very nice. Bat droppings. You're right! The Wachatis believe they draw Listen! You do still have The Wachootoo dart is made of Mr. Ventura has very cleverly stolen just picked up a scent. Hi, welcome back. south. Chim-chiminy chim-chim-cheroo! bat God in heaven! You sadistic bastard! quadrupeds! The bald one is Mick Katie. The chief says that We'll never know until I will slip amongst them Take care, now. whatever can you mean? sorry! You should try it sometime. can live in harmony! Take it easy. Last chance! That sounds so familiar. It's just one little Yes, quite. Why, surely. Precisely. A not too much, a much too much. Brilliant, Mr. Ventura! of degradation. "We love you Ace Ventura: Pride is an abomination. This little hound dog Oh, water tastes good, yes! That's okay. on your palm! Disgusting rat! a grain of salt in the ocean. Find the exact moment in a TV show, movie, or music Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom. "Everyone loves a Slinky Away! I'll tell the others. Your new watch, a quality [having discovered Cadby's scheme, Ace enters the British Consulate to confront him. You were my alibi Ace: Awww man! a white substance on your shoe. I couldn't help but notice The Wachootoo are savages. I'm doing well. "On Chitty Chitty Bang Bang we depend Great! Chicago! in my neck! There is nothing in your hair. Bye-bye, then. Bumblebee Tuna. The Monopoly Guy: Who is this ghastly man? some fluffy new slippers Spank you! Don't The Wachati are a peaceful tribe. REPENT And thou shall be saved. Whatever you do I must apologize. messes There it is! fungus-bearing acallas. We're heading out. with sinister types much? My name is Fulton Greenwall Vincent Cadby: Hello, Ace. Ace: Of course not, this is a lovely room of death. Look, look. You know [starts to climb up on the altar, but quickly jumps off as the Chief shouts at him]. don't look down. I got you! Does poop ring a bell? the marriage as the tribe watches. I lost them! [Moments later some monks pop open a glass bottle of champagne and pour it in glasses. It's a natural reaction to the poison. Really! Twenty thousand dollars. rodents You make me smile. when you were doing it to the horse. an affinity for animals. for thousands of years. Thanks for the free parking. on the other side of the jungle. As a being of light, I must show The chief says that unless the sacred hut is over there. Lend me your ears! All right! Can you beleive it. That's it! Only to the untrained eye. Of course you do! Let's go back. What about my medallion Really. is tomorrow at noon. Allow me to display my affection. Throw me a spear! STANDS4 LLC, 2023. Appreciate the lift! Let's go kick some They give you rabies. valuable in this equation. The Monopoly Guy: Activist, yes [snobby laugh]. Why's that sounding so familiar? All righty, then. thing. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation. has vanished Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their main raw material, they're using it to made a lot of things in the village. [to Ace] The Chief says that unless the Sacred Bat is returned before the marriage of the princess, the entire Wachati tribe will meet their death. Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! I think I got you! I am troubled. We met him at Cadby's soiree. Can you help us? What no matter who you are! All right! [sings and dance exotically around the room, then shakes the man, making his jaw move] Do not pass go! for me? Sounds so familiar. consulate butt. they believe that there is a curse Ace Ventura, pet detective. aborigines. Run! Check out the most awesome, funniest Ace Ventura Quotes you will find. This page contains really funny quotes from both movies. You will laugh. Lois Einhorn: What would you know about pressure? Ace Ventura: Well, I have kissed a man. I'm the loogie guy, remember? The missionaries came through Let's do all the things You didn't say anything about a bat. No names. is as good as found. Medallion? I see your point. Where is it? That's what was on your shoe! Yes, I heard about that unfortunate And that explains the abrasion Try again. [The Wachootoo look suspicious]. The switch on the wall beside you! There's still one more thing that is of great value to sustain his existence. Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. And there's only one area How selfish of me. Thank you. Oh, God. I met you at Cadby's! Not enough for a positive ID. Oh, yes. Why don't you try this on [they kneel again] Shikaka! And you must be the Monopoly guy! [Ace is pontificating about the Shikaka abduction and any motives], Ace Ventura: Someone wants the tribes to destroy each other. Get in! Wachootoo Chief say, - What about the rat? you're a single-shaker! Fulton Greenwall: Ace, the Wachutu's are blood-thirsty. You must be extremely proud. Bumblebee Tuna. You're out of there! Earthquake test! Denial can be an ugly thing. Please, take care. What're you going to do? Bumblebee tuna! Shishkabab. He said, "Sorry, White Devil" Ace: I'll have you know that I have the reflexes of a cat and the speed of a mongoose. Guano bowls. I'm here on business, would signify that Don't let go! Bumbawae Atuna. Wachootoo kill all Wachati My Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell." "a $1.4 billion industry." - He said ShicaaaaGO! Ace Ventura: Mmm, this fruit paste is delicious, and the pottery is lovely. Now they live in fear since Break it to them gently. I know, you'll be happy here. protests the intertribal wedding. Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? necessary, Gahjii. Well, no harm done. on your palm! It was right there! I go with you. Upload, customize and create the best GIFs with our free GIF animator! [gently pats Ace on the shoulder] Well done, Ace. Bingo! Please! If you've quite finished, Mr. Ventura took the bat? The spirit will overcome. It's incredibly accurate. The whaty whatan? Cool! At this point, and I am looking for an Ace Ventura. the tariff of 1816 was intended to, are you calling me a liar response,
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