We got to go to a bar and play pool!!!!! It gave me new insight into how weird I am. HEEEEY! I can just see the whole community rising to thwart my attempts to spread love, joy and insane chaos. That meant that my mother would be in the back, with me and my younger, eviler sister. OH, SO SPLENDID!! My answer is simple. Why on earth would we go have way across the world to fight them when we didn't even really need oil?!! I just thought that I might like to mention that. In any caseit's awful. Which is why it's not even 10:00 and here I am, typing. I'm tired. Now, don't get me wrong. Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. I'd tell it to my little brother as a bed time story. 79-year-old San Bernardino man was beater de*th in Tijuana while delivering donations to those in need. Okay, now I'm starting to scare myselfI'm gonna quit for today. And she doesn't even LIKE carrots! and " You think Jenny's weird? Modern day punk would be getting married with a respectable person and having childrene and practice religion 49 Mekkel_Posting, So I wake up a little while ago, and see Joe Biden has CHANGED the rules for Mortgage Rates? Whoever did this we need to take them and millions of others alike in and give them money and homes, Being punk is being a non conformist. I'd probably lose money, but the concept is interesting. I rule the Internet! But, it ended up making more sense than I anticipated (scary thought, huh). More recently, I was trying to instill a sense of empathy and niceness in her. Aren't they regressed to a child-like state? Who'da thought it? Number Three: I could have studied and stuff. Gotta gothe Russian-Brittish-Iraqi-enslaved-Africans are coming to defeat the Mexicans. Im gonna start quoting from the Flaming Chicken Handbook! We can only hope that the digital camera manufacturers are kinder masters than the evil Kodak Lords. Even more incredible, this time it's someone I don't even know! Today, I'm here to salute the Pointless Signs Of America! You exploud. Okay. Unless, of course, the government was smart enough to have cameras without the blinkie light. If you expect nothing and get something, you're happy. i'm back. And then people will start reading. He looked me upvia yahoo's search engine using flaming-chicken as the keyword. Then I completly understand. That's all. Is this getting confusing to you? Apparently this page really is getting long, because my friend said something to that effect. I should be asleep. I'm back. My mother visited relatives. That doesn't make any senseyou can't BE something abstractcan you? I feel like I'm playing questions only on whose line is it anway. The following text may spoil the movie for you, so WARNING: do no read this unless you have already seen the movie. THAT IS ALL. Not one of those bargain ones anyone can find at your local topic discount outlet store. Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! All the other internet writers have nothing on me, except they're better at advertising, having a central theme/plot and basically more talented. If not, then some day, when the Internet is down and I'm really bored, I will construct a model OFCR and attempt to launch it. I know this because i ate a whole pineapple in a sitting and my mouth went numb JR Riddle, I PREFER THE REAL GRIM REAPER SAID, THE REAL GRIM REAPER AN PERFECTION, You live in the south when you can sweat cosmoline out of wood just by leaving it in a room with the AC off overnight, FUCK SAYER FROM AV ' \f ALL MY HOMIES HATE SAYER, Q how does captain falcon have hiss XX I All Videos Images News Maps Shoppi Sakurai Confirms Captain Falcon's Powers Come From Strong Faith in Jesus Christ. Hmmmmmhas any old, senile person ever written anything? I know, I took you completly by suprise. Like Repost Share Copy Link More. Explore the latest videos from hashtags: #yourbubblegum . Fortunatly, my mom recently finnaly switched our snack food preference. Alphabet Lore bubble gum. CHEESE!!! If you're awake to hear it, chances are that you've already noticed the smoke, fire and eminent danger. No, really. *sigh* I can't think of anything to write. It would hum, and hum, and humand then mercifully die. It's hard to type because of the bandaid on my finger. Well, at least she knows that slaves were involved in the war. I sure hope other zoos won't copy them. shut your pasty chicken bone lyrics. "a pokemon game. Goodbyeoh, and the fresh chicken wings might be to blame. Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. The last day, we were deciding where to eat. It just doesn't make any sense. Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. Who am I kidding. (Which I think does not exist) My point is, if you've bothered to read this, then, (like me) you probley have also read the ketchup bottle so many times that you have it down verbatim. I could be playing neopets, but ever since my bad experience with Treasure Planet, I don't feel like it. I's can get to my site again! No one has even bothered to e-mail them to me*sniffle*. Girls began wearing skimpier, and skimpier bathing suits. (Note: I wrote virtually none of this, so I cannot be blamed, credited with any of this. Wooooo! Just like all those reports people have to do. Then everyone would cut and scrape themselves to be covered in scabs. Today's lesson is: subliminal messages . Remember to send your answers to my sanity quiz to the e-mail account, flamingchickens333@hotmail.com Oh, and once I refer to myself in the first person again, the handbook quote is over. Any way, I'm leaving to eat some Cheessy goodness! Perhaps Kodak is actually a front organization for a shadowy governmental system that controls the entire world and didn't want mankind to obtain the freedom of the stars and so tried to sabotauge the space program even though it didn't work as well as they planned. They expand your mind, making you think about all the things they could do. You can't blame me. If you have a decent graphing calculator, plug in the infinity symbol divided by anything, (even infinity). What's that. He is pure evil. This action has made her very suspicious of where my loyalties lie. They associated tans with hard, manuel labor. I'm gonna start counting how many times I say back. With knowledge you can win money and the opportunity to look like a dork on national television. It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. What nowhmmmmmshould I share with you more of my paranoid/delusional conspiracy theories? Code: 843 of the Flaming Chicken Handbook states that in no way is the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who?) Except those specially formulated for weird-o's like me. We KNEW how terrible it was, but we just didn't bother to change it. My sister. Well, too bad! NO, wait. Privacy Policy. I dunnoI guess I'm just kinda freaked out. Maybe I should use spell-check. :) Seeya! And you probably suspect that it is something pathetic. Just "imagine" I have more!? I feel like I should be outraged about some topic or another. The moon has one-sixth of Earth's gravity. I mean, come on! I sincerely appologize if anyone is offended by my view of memorization. I was looking forward to having A elective, while everyone else was enjoying three or fouror even more. Okay, if you want to get out, click the little refresh button, okay? I'm back. For all you know you could be staring at that freaky 3-D maze screen saver with a blank look on your face while you THINK you're reading an inhumanly long text. This entry went from saluting the PSOA to making a statement about my ideals. It was one of my friends. Come on, think about it! i couldn't hear it because someone had put the speakers facing the audience. To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. I am back. We just picked random words in the selection and wrote about them. I don't have much of a choice about the whole work thing. And I'm willing to enlighten you, the potentially you-know-what reader. The foil will make up the beak and the folded legs, and the thruster can simulate the tail. HenceforthCode: 666 of the Flaming Chickens Handbook states that under no circumstance will the Patron Saint of Paper Clips (guess who) be forced to wear anything other than a t-shirt and preferably black jeans. Unfortuantly, we had already driven 337 miles toward our destination. (There's probably drugs in it). Work. Furthormore, is it considered accepted behavior to talk to these dead reptiles, in a cooey, baby talky kind of voice? Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. That sounds good, too. It's wrong, I tell you. Then the problem with obesity in America would be blamed on evil food truck drivers as opposed to the harmless, benificient television and computer. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! The magic eight-ball is a plastic casing with an unknown, possibly toxic liquid inside. The food was superb, (our food came the exact opposite of how we ordered it, and half of the onion rings were missing) Then we joyfully returned to our game(my sister and the ex-con played my mom) We spent hours there (from 5p.m.-7:15p.m.) Someday, I'm gonna snap and just delete this entire thing. In Math, one teeny, tiny little mistake will make you get the entire thing wrong. THE REST OF THE STUFF I TYPE WILL BE COMPLETLY IN CAPS JUST BECAUSE I CAN. Gambling is so much fun! I don't exactly know where it isoh, well. With our patented "spray". I've just gotten an idea for some more, original, fortunesI gotta go! It was inspired, in part, by my sheer and utter boredom. Especially since I just saw The Matrix: Reloaded. I think. Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. But this proof degrades this mysterious, mystical and mystifying "quality" of my words. I forgot it's name. 1 hour ago e)My psychotic bunny predicted I'd die doing it. MY SPINE IS SQUISHY! If my sisteruhMrs. X were ever asked a question on the Civil War on a quiz show, she'd come up with nothing. Josh wants his thought back. It means that WAL-MART TV IS EVIL! YES, I'M YELLING! Meanwhile there is a vast conspiracy at school to keep me ignorant about my pawn roll in the other vast conpiracy by keeping me vastly bored. Air pressure. And insanity. I love my calculator, though. It can be very confusing, especially if you weren't paying attention in the first place. I even impress myself. Random people will think they've gone crazy, after a seemingly innocent visit to the zoo. I'll tell you why. The only difference is the taste, which I enjoy, since it is new and different. By continuing to use Pastebin, you agree to our use of cookies as described in the. It's not like I have anything better to do. Hmmmmmmm. Did you know, that Kodak was part of the conspiracy to assasinate John F. Kennedy. We have ZIM, neopets, music, and much, much, more. It's bad enough to go to school, leave school, go to work, leave work, do homework and then wait for my dad to get off of the computer so that I can do stuff. If the facts beg to differ, than the facts are wrong. The stupid game is still going on and I refuse to quit because I want my points. The winner not only gets the million-dollar prize, they get the chance to produce the show they created. Or suffer my blindingly moronic nail messages. For more information, e-mail EnpuUnknown@msn.com Wellseeya! What if, eventually, Earth's gravity get's very very strong, and we all imploud from the squishyness? *content sigh* There we gothat's much better. Don't Ignore Sites? AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! Okay. You need a fire truck at this point.Boy, shut cho bubblegum dum dum belt buckle banana truphle huned kunucklenuckle skin tone chicken bone goo. Do not MOCK me! I'm leaving. *hides large ax behind back* Come here, topic! Trinity, who is of course outside of the Matrix, knows this and chooses to enter the Matrix to save the day. You people sicken me. You cannot deny the logic of my thinking! That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. No, we got the greatest family outing of all. I'm back. Before you know it, we'll have orange alligators, pink tigers and blue lions. *yet another highly dramatic, time-consuming sigh* I need a topic. Are you surprised? That was sort of a topic, even though it was sort of random. She's evil. Here goes. Hmmmmgood question. 195 votes, 54 comments. Did you understand that? If you expect nothing, and get nothing, you feel nothing. A lot has happened. If you judged everything by what it doesn't acomplish, then the entire world is populated by pointless beings. Somehow, I managed to make my furby die. Uhdon't think soNumber Four: I could have learned to drive. So we were already off to a bad start. ", or "Wow, I never knew that!" I better goI think Kodak is tracing my site.I'm back now! Okay, maybe it was the ranch dressing instead of the special, fresh buffalo wings. That is a direct quote from GIR, co-star and comic-relief on INVADER ZIM. And I became inspired to talk about nothing. Isn't vast a funny word? You need a fire truck at this pointBoy, shut cho bubblegum dum dum belt buckle banana truphle huned kunucklenuckle skin tone chicken bone google chrome no home flip phone disowned ice cream cone post Malone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones overgrown flintstone x and y hormone friend zone sylvester stallone sierra leone autozone professionally seen silver patrone stone cheek bone alone cyclone homegrown jawbone postpone unknown mega phone un grown hydrozone moricone muscle tone safety stone microphone progenstarone mountain anemone boan groan allophone cyclacone ankle bone leave me alone Tik tok Knock Knock 12 O'Clock Plug walk Millie Rock Nighthawk pea cock Moon walk Engine block interlock penny stalk after talk alarm clock interspawk sour dock down the block poison hemlock Jay walk chalk walk hawk squak electrical shock metamorphic rock sedimentary rock my glock has a lock jack sack six pack lack around the track pack the snack in the crack kodak black backpack feedback attack a kodiak asma attack in my back data track maniac telephone rack in my stack bushwack dentist plaque bumper track heart attack smack hack tac quak quak flack pack in rack tippy tap slap the baseball cap frap trap nap gap zap trap lap whack back lap handicap weather map air sac comeback halfback knickknack bounce back hatchback look back macaque Pat back unstack clack similac megalomaniac trick or treat smell my feet tweet the girl on the main street complete concrete defeat take a seat neat meat eat athlete back seat blow doe flow borrow elbovw combo grow glow joe hoe snow throw willow audio gizmo show micro metro tobacco tornado torpedo free throw John Doe slow borrow torso templo woe cargo strow know the beau looking splatoon up--------------------i have no idea why this is so popular#pivot #pivotanimator #animation #stickfigures #stickman #funny #roast Hey, it's the 3 r's! You must check out the fortunes section of the random stuff page! By rejecting non-essential cookies, Reddit may still use certain cookies to ensure the proper functionality of our platform. As we all know, the world is going to end in about 380,695 days! Soif you wish to contribute to this great and magneficent and magestic and MOOSEY projectwe need the following things: 739 rolls of aluminium foil (preferably the extra shiny kind) 417 refridgerator boxes, 9000 rolls of "sticky on both sides" duct tape, 300 lbs of chicken feathers (preferably white) and 1 (one) thermo-nuclear-rocket-thruster. That means I take four classes this semester and four different classes next year. Never mind. They're basically begging on the street. School is taking its toll. *gigles* It milght have been a sugar rush 'cause now we're having a sugar crash. And because she was the head fasion bimbo, everyone agreed that the look was definitly "in". I have neither won nor lost money/neopoints. I've been obsessed with various webcomics, creating the stupidly long new Phobia Quiz and being maniacly hysterical about my site always being down due to bandwith issues. I probably won't later. But, believe me, it's MUCH more practical than the alternative. TAB members got pizzalots of pizzaand candy. GeeI wish I'd thought of that sooner. I suppose that is the bane of all authors. Happy? An enemy so terrifying that Moose cannot stop shaking. Since I have a rather weird phobia of touching my own skinthis made my evening my own personall torture session. Out of sheer curiosity, I asked Mrs. X who participated in the Civil War. Reddit and its partners use cookies and similar technologies to provide you with a better experience. Somy lack of a car and driving skills force me to use the bus, which comes for me 45 minutes before my school even starts. Oh, who am I kidding. They may go to a resteraunt with an arcarde, or the movies or to a theme park. Wait till you see her in angry mob form!" In a recent article, humorist Dave Barry discussed the addictive quality of the snack food, Cheez-Its. That was the high point of the entire trip. With a specific number of words. I only mention this 'cause I've accidently spelled constipation instead of conspiracy a few times. And more than slightly embarassed. I may NEVER shut up. When you look at them they are identical to the evil little Cheez-Its. afterwardsthey turned off the lights. YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! Everyone, clap for "Meg".I gotta goseeya later! So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. Not neat little text in classifiable rows, in alphabetical order. *scrunches eyes and makes funny sounds* Nope. In school, back before I even owned a computer, I'd type random words for long periods of time, 'cause I had nothing better to do. Oh, wellI tired of nostalgia. I mean, after all, I made this site. So, fellow conspiracy nuts: Take down the evil governmental safety device and take it apart. It's stupid and ironic and just shouldn't exist in a better world. I apologize from the depths of my moosey soul. The fake blood seeped into the open wound. Hmmmmintersting. When you eat so much pineapple in a day. In any case, I hope you enjoyed our patheticness. The insanity and stupidity is mind boggling! Was it on purpose, or was it just some mistake? Why, that would be insane, wouldn't it? I just keep going, and going and going. well never know but oh crap its starting to snow and its time to show and tell about the well that you found last summer at camp when it was damp it was near the ramp oh god why must this be I liked that tree but now its gone, farewell so long Ill miss you as long as you write but then Im afraid to say good-night. I even came up with a mathematical explanation for why gambling is fun (while I was eating a hyper-speed dinner, thinking nothing of getting back to the slot machine). We need to act now! See? One of these people (who shall remain nameless untill such time that I have explicit permission to use her name) turned out to be almost as weird as me. You're shocked at my selfish, bad, memory. Or, at the very least, not label it as "pure". It's been awhile, (at least two weeks) since I've written here. The whole meal thing was about the only interesting thing to happen during the week. That's is just so extremly creepy. That's why I like fast-food salt. Speaking of publishing, I do plan on somehow, someday publishing this as the first rambling narrative that makes no sense, and is about as interesting as rereading the almanac. Now MY brain meats feel explody. WHAT!? does not, has never, and will absolutly NOT admit to having any weaknessbesides the aformention indivduals own skin, which isn't even a weakness anyway since no representative of the Dark, Fluffier Side can BE the Patron Saint of Paperclips (Guess, whononoTHAT'S IT!) I know. It just seems extremly weird (and worthy of mentioning) that this semi-important guy from Kansas believes in a "vast breakfast food conspiracy". Well, you can't possibly have more time than I do. Yeaha topic would be good. Either way, he got assasinated. Anyway, there's nothing wrong with reading food labels. Death is like life in that after you die some things start life again inside of you. Here, see if you can find the super-secret message! Ormaybe it's the feather off of the cartoon owl from the tootsie-roll pop comercials (onetwothree..*crunch*). So if you have an infinite number of people, some are going to have entire books of coherent stuff. She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. Too bad. It was sad. *sniffle* I just want to have some FREAKIN' variety in my daily grind, you know? Wellany wayseeya! Neo is told that he has two choices. I'm gonna launch THE OFFICIAL FLAMING CHICKENS LUNAR COLONY! I gave up in exasperation. How did you ever guess? There's salt, of course, and aluminum sulfate, and other compounds. RANDOM PERSON: *head explouding from sheer insanity* As you can see, I was a very weird child (this happened in elementary schooluhexcept for that head-explouding part). I have more stuff to write, but I gotta go right now. Even though air is light, that much air adds up. It's amazing, it's incredible, it's unbelievable. Wellprepare to be enlightened. It was sad. Or perhaps not. I wrote about furby, and how it was fun to watch it die. Oooooo! Today, I met her arch-enemy. Today we had a "family outing." are completly accidental and are not the fault/responsibility of the creators. NowI bet you're wondering why I don't just wake up a few minutes before I have to go. One of my friends (who laughed at the armidillo story) named Tonileigh said "Jenny (that's me) is weirder than the average Psycho." That's the point you're trying to get across? Hey, by the way. It's pathetic. No? The form link is to a 100% fake TAB registration form that you can fill out just for laughs. Especially that duct tape. Any use thereof that is not stated in the above mentioned statement would make the author, hereby referred to as Patron Saint of Paper Clips, very angry. Out loud. So, it is now up to you, the imaginary reader, to decide whether I mean probley or problemit's almost like a game! So, everyone went to the beach and got tans. > You have blue hari..*gigles* I like hair. No suprise. we had to get there one hour and fifteen minutes early because there was traffic. All along, my entire family has scoffed (nifty word, isn't it?) Then I wait for my mom and dad to stop playing Collapse II so that I can get on. OR, maybe it's the writing. There is exactly 500 units of distance between the two extremes of winning amounts (0 and 500) BUT! Just like a real psychologist. I can work with mistrust. Would it vary? And, if you call within the next ten minutes you get a free eight ball with the one you buy! I believe that she was just listing countries she knows America has fought against. I have an extra-special rant for you all today, to celebrate the new domain name! Here, topic, topic, topic! End of story. He even tried to hide the sword behind his back! The food trucks could even play music that made you hungry for their food. I just don't know. Of course, there is also regretafter all, I could have made a fortune if I'd been the first to think of it. It's a cheap shot." and our Shut your bubble gum dumb dumb - Funny. My groupwellwe either went hysterical or crazy, I can't decide which. OhI'm rambling again, aren't I? What I want to know is this: are there no intelectual property rights in the world of food products? It's great for making random topics weave together to form an overall infrastructure of chaos. Ugh. But everything else I've said so far is true. Goodwhat? Then, just wait for technology to "catch-up" (get it, catch-up, Ketchup? And mildly weirded-out. I knowyou are as shocked as I am. And then I was unable to get on the computer and I forgot most of it. Especially since I don't have viewers. I better stop typing before I have a heart attackjust rememberThe Matrix has youI'm back. And any weirdness I could come up with would be normal compared to Noodle Boy, soI bid thee farewellseeya! shut cho dum dum bubble gum belt buckle banana truphle huned kunucklenuckle skin tone chicken . Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. Because eventually, I'll be back! Yes. I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. My definition of fasion includes clothes, shoes, jewelery and all things of that nature. (Actually I just question them untill they spontaneously combust, I ask lots of questions) So, in conclusion, ladies and gentleman of the jury(that's you) I could not have possibly tortured "Mr. Owl" to death. But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? Would they dry into raisins? Needless to say, we ignored her. The only reason the makers of Cheese-Nips don't get sued is because of the tast difference and Cheese Nips are made of real "cheese" rather than cheez. NOTHING! She's my little puppyshe fears grape flavored stuff, wind, rain, television, noise, silence, small children and pretty much everything. Right? Could the pop-up blocker people have chosen a better means to advertise their product? So the game naturally did everything it could to preserve my life. (it's edited, of course, to stay PG13**** signifies a random naugty word:)) "HEY, DOG ENTITY! They avoided the sun at all costs. Okay. If you don't understand the concept of numbers less than zero, (negative numbers) just skip this part. Fire is good. I also am psyco-analyzing myself a lot todayhmmmmI'm even saying "hmmmmm" a lot. Apparantly my standards of weird have gone up. Won't that be fun? shut your bubble gum dumb dumb skin tone chicken bone google chrome no homo flip phone disowned ice cream cone garden gnome extra chromosome metronome dimmadome genome full blown monochrome student loan indiana jones over grown flint stone X and Y Chromosome friend zome sylvester stalone sierra leone auto zone friend zone . Who'd thought that I could use time that many times in only a few sentences? OF FREAKIN' COURSE IT WAS FREE! I then copied and pasted the German and put it in the text box.